Melting pots are for racists. The USA is a salad bowl.
The student lounge features the veggies at their ripest, collecting oxygen amongst themselves, for the corn cannot exist with the broccoli, and so on and so forth.
Don't even mention fruits to the potatoes.
And the tomatoes, they're just weird, man, don't even know what they are.
We are all at our most savory and nutritious, our youthful wisdom emanating through our concrete set of hues.
The chili peppers emanate a color as red as the blood of their ancestral martyrdom, no other color, just red.
Same for the cucumbers with hearts so coolly refrigerated, taking forest green, taking pastel green with just a few drops of ivory-scented beige tucked neatly behind walls of bamboo-level peels.
The voices of the onions thud onto the floor as if being catapulted from cumulonimbus peaks, causing the Iceberg lettuce to almost drown in its own dressing.
Lady Liberty, a series of produce section fragments sitting much too sternly with no regard for sprawling.