Given superhuman powers,
the ability to travel through
time & tinnitus, Shlomo de
Rigueur goes back in time
to right the wrongs done to
him by those in the past;

1st stop: Fifth Grade, where
the math teacher insists on
handing the boy a D... well,
appearing in Homeroom
after the bell for next class,
in distinctive blue beach
towel cape, red flannel
long johns & combat boots...

Besides beating his fifth
grade math teacher to a
pulp, Shlomo returns to
his own time to discover
that not only has he won
several math-bees but
is possibly the richest &
best CPA ever known....

With this success under
his belt, Onomatopoeia
Man then decides to go
back to Pre-K & kick
the *** of the little bully
who tore the head off
Shlomo's GI Joe Doll...

As in the case of every
tragic hero, there is one
wrong left to be righted;
traveling through time
to the fateful night when
his gay lover contracted
AIDS, Onomatopoeia
Man appears just before
his bf is about to enter
the dark gay bar & beats
the living **** out of him;

Surviving the near fatal
beating, nevertheless
the boy comes down
with *** anyway due
to the massive blood
transfusions needed
to keep him alive after
the beating by the
mysterious blue caped
figure in red pajamas...

Going further back in time,
Onomatopoeia Man takes on
his drunken, abusive father
& rapes his own mother who
then gives birth to Shlomo Jr.

The school cafeteria lunch
lady who wouldn't give him
an extra helping of mac &
cheese; catching up with the
hair-netted battle-ax after
school, Onomatopoeia Man
using his super strength,
shoves pound upon pound
of crusty inedible cheese food
down the Lunch Lady's throat,
choking her to death on her
own vile yellowy concoction!

With his amazing powers
Onomatopoeia Man is able
to travel back & forth in time
****** every woman that ever
rejected him. He started ******
strangers after running out
of women he'd actually had
the courage to speak to... a
self proclaimed Incel with
no need for heavy arms &
fire power: he was a *******
super hero, solely dedicated
to sating his every whim &
settling petty personal gripes.