The Confederate Revengers effectively destroyed; the evil mastermind known only as the Absolute devises a plot to expose the Union spy in their midst, hoping to prove the pesky Northerner's undoing...
Summoning Winter Blonde, Mamma Jamma, the Human Locomotive & Moonshine to a secret meeting in the Kave of the ****, the Absolute spells out his plan to stop the Union from expanding via railroad still further west...
"The red man will stand behind us! But first we must show them that we can stop the ****** Yankees in their tracks...literally!"
Rechristened The Confederate Crusaders, the diabolical plot is swiftly set in motion...