A  tricked out American Double-Wide
as a rolling recording studio;
the band parked in the Simple's driveway
to cut their next few albums.

Eli, busy covering half the mountainside
with canvas, went up in a Cessna to paint it;
not getting close but dropping bags of
liquid acrylics & dry pigments
onto the billowing mass of thick cleanly woven
material. Color negligible once the rugged mountain
tore the canvas to pieces & it had to be
reassembled through a painstaking process
with the 'help' of several of his student assistants
while the band recorded the double album.
The following concert would draw millions of fans
from thousands of miles away & the Simple's
had to move. Not for the tribe of ***** clueless
dropouts that parked on the estate like Canadian geese
but Leonard, tasked with security
had turned Montenegro into a virtual police state.

It just ******. Becky welcoming her polygamous
husband back to the farm stateside. Chuckie polite
enough a wayward stepmom not to flaunt
her surgically enhanced sagging physique
& for that everyone was grateful.
The cat & mouse between the skinhead gangs
& the cops in Montenegro making worldwide headlines
about guns, drugs & hookers all drawn to rock and roll.
In that it was indisputable, it wasn't illegal. It was also Eli.

Tamping a straw boater, Eli headed toward the barn
perhaps to find an old skull of something wild to inspire
him. The Mountainside hadn't taken much out of him
emotionally so he wanted something more intimate
as his next subject. The large patchwork canvas would
hang on campus before touring to its final destination.
Once the cops were paid off, peace broke out
& Montenegro once again became a covert haven
for the affluent & disaffected. Igor & Ivan running
the show from Eli's villa like their personal fiefdom.

Igor's Hollywood produced film of the scene would cost billions.