I have braces, wait I'm sorry. Did I say braces? I meant the torture device in which wraps around my teeth like a hungry shark longing for a midnight snack until the point that my teeth feel as if they are about to fall out. The feeling is like that last front tooth that you lost when you were seven wiggly yet you couldn't let it go. The torture device feels as if a box of floss was tied around my teeth getting tighter and tighter and tighter every month to the point that my teeth just want to give in. It's only been three weeks now but my torture device is just now adapting to getting tighter. Every single month a different color or as I like to call it a different shade of pain. Because I have braces. Braces, Braces, Braces. I miss the days in which I could read my poetry aloud without spitting all the way across the room, because every time I talk I put my hand over my face to wipe the spit connecting my bottom and top row of teeth away due to embarrassment. The man I once thought would to be my friend is now the torture of my teeth and gums. He has made it to the point that have the worst lisp causing me to be at the point that I can't even read. Because I have braces. Braces, Braces, Braces. So if you asked me to count the number of brackets I have broken in the course of my three weeks I don't think I would have enough fingers or toes. If you asked me how many people I have heard complaining about this constant issue I would be absolutely clueless. Because everywhere I turn I hear Braces, Braces, Braces. The constant words being spoken "no I can't eat that" "no I'm sorry I can't, I have an orthodontist appointment" "oh my god my bracket just broke" not to mention the most dreadful one of them all "my wire just popped out and the first second you feel like you're going to squirt blood on the the next person that tries to talk to you to the point all you can see is a ****** scene of blood on their body. Because you have braces. A torture device that you have been told you will get off in 2 1/2 years. But you know far too well that it'll be a long journey. Because you have braces. Braces, Braces, Braces. And you will have braces. Braces, Braces, Braces, For what feels like the rest of eternity.
Honestly they aren't even that bad I just like to exaggerate.