Horace went to the market
Horace stared
spoke, great time time again
we are waiting for that idea
spun along like a special Parcheesi deluxe edition board
you know what I like so lend me your board game
resist like a spoon and bend when the time is right
Don't judge me

cast out and stuck in like butter and salt mixture whoops I meant sugar
can it and bleed out we never cared
lying sack of potato seed doesn't bother to drop the logic
self-mutilation is my favorite type of joke
mustard will obviously not mind when we rip him around a bit ourselves
wait for it

don't needle yourself a pining hole
why bother when you have a negligent company that wants to forfeit its bills for lackluster groans
these ****** bore you
shouldn't they?

Keep a heavy hand when you hit your child
don't back down he deserves to be taught
speak in tongues when you tell him off
don't back down he knows well the lesson learned

ancient wisdom dictates idiocy on a regularly biased concern
you know very much for such a small god
I'd like to take you to lunch and bury your head in sand and malice

watch closely brother
you know how to spin the pine cone around on its head if need be
spelling bees and removing letters don't always mix
fabulous, right on, don't get me started, get back to the beginning

you know how to progress
it's like an old-fashioned butter knife
slice with fury and you'll taste like an antelope
grab it by my horns take it for two turnips and an orange berry

overall it's more of a begging session
I appreciate it if you would
I'm not exactly sure how
go ahead and mark your territory if you must
it's not so impressive
threats are dead if you love too much

let's move about the cabin and find some gems
we'll take them home. Just ditch the airplane.