"A surprise? For me!"
She squealed with glee
For never had she
Been quite surprised by he
He was reliable, yes
At tickling the best
When it comes to kissing
He beat out the rest
But he'd had a yearning
It'd been calling his name
And from that weekend forward
Vacations would never be quite the same
At the Palace Hotel
He'd booked them a room
They had dinner, a show
And a glamorous buffet to consume
No, they weren't royalty
They had no royal adviser
But on that evening together
No one would have been the wiser