listen carefully although i usually have nothing important to say.
     only a stupid story about this low key performer struggling to get laid.

  his date looked disappointed when she discovered his puny ***** and knew there wasn't much he could do to enter-tain-her.

  He appeared to be a stand up guy displaying some genuine feminine traits.  

   Nothing special about this act  there wasn't an applause not really even worth a few moans basic and bland not much of a crowd-please-her.

  A 60 sec session of hide the pickle minus 30 sec he wasted making sure he was in the right place.

  Any audience would have felt pity for a man of his class with limited experience , lack of energy , no variety described best as being plain.

Switching roles might help when he is on stage or spooning his more masculine companion practicing one line-hers.