Slutfaced *****
I heard she has implants
Oh my god, did you two make out?
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
Sweetie, you need to stop dreaming about *****
Hahaha! What a *******!
I live for you, but you need help
See the guy by the cereal? Great ****.
Okay, guys, who's bringing the flaming dog ****?
Ew, your happiness makes me want to *****
I think I have a tumor in my left eyeball
So, I was at the bar and this guy walks up to me...
What exactly does a guy mean when he's going to Lion King my ***?
I think this chicken is still alive
The Big O
Where in God's name are her *******?
I learned what ******* was today
It's okay, at least we're not blonde *******
I'm sorry, but it's going to be a cold day in hell before I wear **** floss!