Slutfaced *****
**I heard she has implants**
Oh my god, did you two make out?
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
Sweetie, you need to stop dreaming about *****
Hahaha! What a *******
I live for you, but you need help
See the guy by the cereal? Great ****
*Okay, guys, who's bringing the flaming dog ****
Ew, your happiness makes me want to *****
I think I have a tumor in my left eyeball
So, I was at the bar and this guy walks up to me...
What exactly does a guy mean when he's going to Lion King my ***
I think this chicken is still alive
The Big O
Where in God's name are her *******
I learned what camel toe was today
It's okay, at least we're not **blonde *******
I'm sorry, but it's going to be a cold day in hell before I wear **** floss***!