Person who can smoothly run a man's LIFE
could only be his WIFE.
Being single you can have your breakfast on the streets under the sun
but wife is the only one which can make several dishes out of bun.
If your wife is as sharp as knife
than you have the opportunity to live a quality life.
Why most of men find jokes regarding WIFE SARCASTIC,
have you ever thought without  wife would your life be FANTASTIC.
From my perspective:
"BEING WIFE IS NOT LESS THAN A PROFESSION WHICH IS FULL OF COMPASSION AND DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY QUALIFICATION TO ENHANCE HER FAMILY'S COMPASSION,WHEREAS,
IN RETURN SHE DESERVES ADMIRATION".  
                             -Propel Versifier.