O FRUITLESS YAM! (a soft woman's voice) "potatoes are usually grown from other potatoes..." YOU, CANNY, in a jam "...while several recessed dormant buds..." ALL MOUTH AND NO PLAY "or eyes on the surface..." BORN OF BOREDOM INVERTED EYES "on the surface..." OF HIS DECAY" "perennials that grow close to the ground..." THE ONE THAT CRaWLS NEVER STRETCHED TO HER FULL AND FOOLISH POTENTIAL HEIGHT "it's called a tuber..." MAKE THE SHAPE WITH YOUR UGLY MOUTH AND NO END OF ROTTEN WORDS "from the end of underground..." LACKING ENOUGH MIND TO STAND ON TWO LEGS "we call these vines..." THESE ARE THE SPROUTS WE CALL EYES "these are the sprouts we call eyes..." WHY O WHY DID YOUR POTATO DIE? "verticillium wilt..." WILT SHALL, DID, AND DILT "these fungi can survive in the soil..." OF COURSE SHE OF THE WILTED EYE, THE FACE AND THE MOUTH FULL OF DIRT "but will eventually die..." HERE'S TO YOU, THAT SHALLOW GARDEN, THAT DEEP MEASURED HURT AS SOON AS SHE BREAKS THE SURFACE "wilted plants will eventually die..." HERE'S TO YOU, NEXT SUMMER, NEXT RAY OF SUN, HERE'S MUD IN YOUR EYE