i. The pale man with a fat collar sharpened his teeth to bite into the pulp of a psalm. I envied him closer to God and nearly having eaten the microphone.
ii. Suddenly, the bobbing aisles and shuffling pews cease to biblical current. Behind him is a fountainhead of distraction. The mosaics are rich in blood orange and specs of sunlight through stained glass electrify young churchgoers into a disco scene.
iii. A Xavier boy is likely to yank the ponytail of the girl in front of him again. His khakis will become an eyesore in an overpopulated neighborhood of plaid skirts. I will find myself searching the room for disruption. And during that time, God will be searching for me.