- they say if a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, it creates a silence in vibration, without even deaf ears upon which to crash. - and they say if a tree dies in the woods, the only formalities it receives are a coffin of moss and lichen, a bouquet of fungi, and a burial in overgrowth. - and i say, if a man dies in the woods at the trunk of a silently falling tree, then i am that man, and the funeral would be attended by none, and i would garner little more sympathy than the corpse of the last man before me. - and finally, i say too that this poem is inaptly named, for i have no victim to suffer from my loss. -