Valentine's Day makes me think of VD and if only syphilis had overtaken Thee I called him 'Thee' for the shortest while (wasn't that a royal week?) the easier to transition from 'Thee' to 'The' and ain't I tricky? After convincing him I had lost the second 'e' to a stroke I woke up one morning, took it in the mouth, and called him 'He' which made him feel like he had left the room already (if only) 'It' was the end of 'He' and also 'Me' (no matter that we were equal now see?