Fat ***
Man feet
Larry fines hair
Keep it up **** I really don't care

Horse teeth
Lazy ***
Queen of nothing
At least I have a brain your head is full of stuffing

Ugly face
Thunder thighs
Apparently not good enough
Guess what two can play at this adolescent stuff

Now let's talk about you

F* face
*******
Alcoholic *****

Just looking at you makes me quite sick

Narcissist
man with no plan
loser with a capital L
You don't know how much I yearn for you to go to hell

Emotional age of 6
No teeth
Man baby
I'm not going to let you drive me crazy

Disease-ridden ****
Wannabe ***
Genuine waste of time
That's all I can think of to rhyme