troglo-what? look it up, those who do not know the word for I am a lover of words obscure exotic esoteric poetic pedantic petty greasy slimy odoriferous clanking cacophonous melodious odious arcane archaic all a primal pleasure to hear, to write, to read when perched in the right order and place to take flight and allow me to soar above or hide below the massed multitudes of monkeys who share my deoxyribonucleic acid
(and you thought I would simply say, DNA)
for they find solace in the day shared with simian soul mates but I, the true troglodyte of Texas prefer the singular scent of words on trackless trails over the sound of lovers and their breathless tales