Once I tore a piece from the back of the Sunday paper. The piece told a story of an old lady who was being kicked out of her knitting class because she insisted on bringing her cat each time. I didn't necessarily like the story, but I heard my father, upon glancing at the title ("One cat that won't have knits"), proclaim questionably "who is going to read this crap!?". I decided then that I would read it. I kept the story in the back pocket of my worn jeans. I felt bad for that lady- maybe she didn't have any friends at her knitting class? But mostly, I felt bad because I knew that no one was going to read her story.
I probably won't have a story of my own in the paper any day, and If I did, I wouldn't want it to be about bringing my cat to knitting classes. But even if that is what it was about, I would want someone to read it. I'd want someone to gasp over it, or laugh, or rip it out and keep it in their faded blue jeans. I won't have an article, but I will have a story. I just don't want to have a story that a middle aged man, sitting in his dressing gown and slippers, drinking hot coffee would scoff over, and ask "who is going to read this!?".