Somewhere in between chai & cigarettes.
"I have an existential crisis."
"What's that?"
"I don't know why I exist. What's the point of it."
"You're an idiot."
"I'm the idiot?
I'm not the one who said that you go to hell and then you die."
"Shut up."
"I'm getting another cigarette. Want one?"
"Yes, please."
"Can you light it for me?"
silence for a few seconds
"Stop staring at me!"
"I can't help it."
"You're so cheesy. Ew."
silence
"Okay fine, I'm sorry. I love you."

"You know, Luke Hemmings has a girlfriend?"
"Who cares?"
"Who cares about you?"
"Wow, great comeback."
"This place is such a drag."
"You said that yesterday as well."
a random quote is shown
"The only difference is that you and I are about poems and sentimental *******."

"Did you watch the link I sent you?"
"No.."
"Watch it. I promise you'll like it. Last of us has a great storyline."
"Okay."
"Did you see what I tagged you in?. Michael dyed his hair red again and he looks so good."
silence, followed by a judgmental look
"No one cares about Michael."
"No one cares about you."
silence again
"Oh my god, there's smoke in my eye."