Here is a riddle:

I am green and blue, hot and cold
I am mother of all living things, even mold
I love you, and you love me
Without me, you would die

Without my big great fields and icy mountains
Without my hot deserts with mosquitos that bite your fins
Without my rain forests that house endangered species
Without my poison berries that give you horrible feces
Admit it, you wouldn't want to live without me

So why, I ask, do you do everything you can
You use your fancy catamarans
That to keep well kept, kills me
Why do you cut down my trees, and leave me bald
Why do you pollute my air with your cars that have already mauled
My beautiful deer, bears, and goats

Without me you wouldn't be alive, you wouldn't be breathing
The way you act leaves me seething
But I am helpless against your tyrannical ways
Because I love you, and beg for you to raise
Raise awareness, and care, love and compassion
For your mother, your mother of all things

You know who I am
What I am
And who you are
So please, when you **** me, you **** yourself