Staggering onward to an assumed route in other to arrive home makes the drunk feel special.
He asks the wind and land the way forward. Urinates at every given point of liquor's command.
"Someone show me the way home." As he whistles and sings incorrigibly.
"Oh! This must be home. Where is this foolish woman who calls me a drunkard?" Hic* "I am home to make you happy."
"Foolish woman. Do you know that I brought you from your father's house to bear my name? Nonsense!"
"Although I pay my rent at the bar doesn't make me a drunk... I will send you packing and marry a pulchritude that will take care of me."
"Go! Go and bring my food. That is the only thing you... Oh I remember."
Teeters towards the door. "Where is the crayfish that tastes so good in my soup? The bitter leaf that tastes so sweet at the end of the day. My Akpino. The ugly beauty. I am so pressed."