There's nothing better than a man full of lies A man full of debt with his mind 'tween his thighs As long as he's here all your money will pass His heart never fails yet he speaks from his ***
Now we're going down to a pub in the city A corporate beer for a day that's been ****** Truth reveals, it's our time to sound Dig a hole full of shame, Stick your head underground
He walks around like he owns the **** place Mark my sweet words, we'll be marking your face Black suit, black tie, just a penny a lie He fills us with debt, money captures his eye
A drunk! A drunk! We all fancy truth. Let's all get him drunk and just end this dispute. Fill him with beer, find the goldmine alas; The beer keeps on flowing till truth pours out his ***!