Put on boots that you bought,
throw on a hat that is yours,

Wear clothes from a store,
look cool  just like a *****.

Laugh at those who can't see,
sleep in a bed made for three,

Eat food to make  you fat,
have a heart give some back.

Remember a man in the cold,
eat more food with the mold,

Look like you don't belong,
put on your favorite song.

Day is done just like the next,
do it again
all before breakfast