Half an idea entered a field disguised as a blade of grass. It faced the others and spake Have you not heard, this world it turns and as my mind burns you rest, but I’ve found a solution and if you take heed, a book at only 4.99 you can read and be redeemed. Now the grass stirred deeply in thought, for this idea, that had seemingly just appeared may bear some truithfilled bearing. Then as the winds died down the grass turned round, and said; Now you’re wrong ‘cos we’ve found it’s the sky that turns round and promptly killed him - (Using a photosynthesis based telekinetic heat-ray) Well the message in this tale could well be to follow your dreams and be all your beings, even in the fat face of adversity! ...but such a statement, truth has failed, for the moral of this gruesome twist is, more simply, if you’re an ideological catalyst; don’t talk to grass.