Once told to me by a great philosopher,
start now typing any letter at random.
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Keep going until you have written the entire works of Shakespeare.
Billions and billions and billions of years shall pass before this is ever accomplished, if it is ever.
When you are done, you will have barely entered into eternity.

Once told to me by my heart,
start now writing out your love for this amazing woman.
Add to that; a book with infinite pages and a quill that has limitless ink.
Dry will be the bottle and paperless will be the book. Still will you have only scratched the very surface of your love.