It’s cold and wet and wild and windy

What the hell happened to spring?

I wanted to see the blossoms and primroses

And all the beauty they bring

But someone up there is messing about

Now I’m seriously beginning to doubt

Looking around it’s all very clear

Just when summer was almost here

Now the wind is really blowing

******* it’s started snowing

Things are looking really dire

Sod this I’m staying indoors to light a fire.