It’s cold and wet and wild and windy
What the hell happened to spring?
I wanted to see the blossoms and primroses
And all the beauty they bring
But someone up there is messing about
Now I’m seriously beginning to doubt
Looking around it’s all very clear
Just when summer was almost here
Now the wind is really blowing
****** hell it’s started snowing
Things are looking really dire
Sod this I’m staying indoors to light a fire.