Here is one easy trick to get back something you've lost: Put the broken pieces in a *** of milk and boil it And then let it sit in the milk as long as you can stand it And once your entire house smells like putrefaction Pull out that Ming vase or whatever the **** Good as new Stinking of cheese Definitely 100% the same as it always was and Nothing Lost in the process And I know you'll do it too You'll roll your eyes at me while I give you my good advice But later when no one's watching Well, the only one to see how embarrassed you'll be is you Broken china and filthy hands and house to match It was so easy and you missed it so much you'd ignore the milk You'd ignore the smell and you'd even dip your hands in it And you'd smash the seam together like a stupid child And you'd sit on the floor covered in the slime and trying and failing to hold back tears because it was supposed to be easy and you've lost more than loss, you've destroyed more than broken, now you've desecrated something precious and debased yourself to boot, how STUPID
Here is one easy trick to save time and money: Throw the **** thing away.