Last week I caught six fireflies in a jar I put them in the microwave, where they were promptly set ablaze, and I said, as they whirled around in the dead air, “I guess fire flies.” I’ve been waiting for the world to end since the day I was born. When pressed for comment, I respond by pushing the microphone from my face and abruptly ending the interview. I was told there were rules, but I was also told I could be anything I wanted to be, and so far that hasn’t worked out for me. I take 20 mg of fluoxetine every day and six weeks later I can dream again. Girl, it turns out I do have faith in medicine. So tonight I’ll go to bed, and tomorrow I’ll wake up in another city that I don’t want to be in, and I’ll say, “Resolved: On balance, I am a man of chemicals and reactions, of positives and negatives, and while I may not know where the **** I am headed, it is certain that I will end up there.”