The Thames, like god spilt his tea,  
central to our central, but what I'd like to see,
is a sapphire blue, twinkling in the sun!
I say dam and re rout it now, until this war is won.

What about a pink? Or a radiant  green? Or?
A trillion tons of “bubble bath”on permanent feed upstream!!
YES!    
Giant clouds of bubbles, floating down your street!
The People of London going about their business,  
covered in bubbles from head to feet!

Huge white“blobs”once buses,
cautiously navigating this sea of foam!
Passengers texting in white with their shopping,
on their way to a fluffy home!

Forget sapphire blue lets do it! Ignore the grown ups!
Cos there’s got to be a natural bubble bath?
As long as there’s no chemicals the population can converge!
At the end of the day it wouldn’t half be a laugh.

BUBBLE BATH THE THAMES! Hear my war cry!!!
stand in awe as a huge white dream, goes gently drifting by.

Let boat propellers do their thing,    
for a “fluffy”smog while big Ben rings.  
For change! It seemed impossible!!!  
But nothing is and never was!    

“Be” the generation that bubble bathed the Thames!
And why did we do it?  Just cos.