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A Stupid Poem I Wrote.

by Sarthak_Dash

Bake your cake, Look outside the window, A sun is burning for you, Impatiently hot, "Ah, come on already. The cake! I'm waiting, darn it!". Look out of the other window, That neighbour, Her nostrils flared like a boar, Mouth watering, eying your cake with her x-ray vision, Like Superman . Oh my, her nipples are erect, Your cake has aroused her more than her husband, I think. If you walk a few steps and look out of The railings of your front gate, The postman is standing with a letter for papa, Arrested (probably handcuffed) by The sweet smell of kaju and kismis in your cake, The look in his eyes saying he wants to barge in, Drop all his postmanship (his letters) and stuff Himself with mouthfuls of your beautiful cake. Go on now, bake your cake. I'm waiting. Heck, I even wrote a poem for it.
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Sarthak_Dash
20 / M / India
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Written by
Sarthak_Dash
20 / M / India
Published
Jan 5, 2019
Time
2m
Notes

I know this poem is stupid. Actually I wrote it a while back. I had no ideas and I was texting my girlfriend, when she said,

"Don't disturb. I'm baking a chocolate cake."

And that was my inspiration! I know it's ridiculous and that's why I had to share it.

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