I have a spider in my drawer in my cutlery drawer and it’s cool I like spiders clean like cats and as ****** difficult.
It’s been there three days now- scuttling about. And I've tried to rescue it; it’s obviously forgotten about the way it got in. But hell, can I help? No chance.
I try a knife. Metal. Doesn’t like metal. No way I try my finger tender exploration hesitation then it pulls back.
‘Hell!’ I curse, ‘I’m trying to help you!’
Then it scuttles down towards the spoon section.
Idea
I try a spoon
Still doesn't like metal
I'm in despair
This cannot go on
but the little ****** needs at least a fighting chance.
There’s some string in the drawer. So I tug it out and the spider tentatively feels it- backs away a little- then feels it again.
I give it time. I sense but do not know (exactly) That spider time may be different from mine.
So I hang in there, wait. And the spider climbs aboard but I do not know for how long, how long this will be for.
So I quickly put the spider on the floor.
And off it runs. Along the kitchen length, under the door. To who knows where.
But, good luck, I say.
****** good luck.
ah the joys of bedsit land... wrote this 12 years ago living on a hill in Swindon. Still think of that spider n'all. hope it had a happy life.