It is only my first class And yet hours have flown by Only so many ticking of the clock And yet I have heard thousands of pages being flipped And an endless tap-tap-tap-tap-tapping What meaningless words are you typing May I join? What you have has no mention of Swearing, ****** or vows I could make it so interesting That you would be sent to the madhouse All the stabbings I've imagined Just one Maybe I'll mention your unique death wish But there is only a few more seconds And my next class is calling And my next imaginary victim is screaming