“Ladies and Gentlemen, We welcome you aboard to take flight and soar in a melting *** of degradation. Where we file you by nation and take elation in your degrees, specifically those on bended knee.
Your angry plees will reach deaf ears, and no amount of tears can move the System.
So sit back and listen to safety procedures: The seat belt is fastened such, in order to crush against dignity. The overhead oxygen mask will drop if engines stop and we need to crash, the freshest air always comes last.
Lifeboats offer the final cruise until red sharks ***** on your blood. And turn cell phones off so we don’t flood the System.
We’re not done, so kindly shut up and listen: The ability to lunch is an epitome, simply a costly accessory, just hold your gut, and allow us to degrade some more.
We implore you to understand, for we do not. In the System you’ll find no heart, simply an enigma, no end no start.
All lights will be turned off for the duration of the flight. Tough. The enlightened can switch the overhead lamp, if you can reach as far as that.
To encounter turbulence is a must. For those who do not trust in us must be shaken and rattled. After all, eliminate the fight by eliminating the battle.
We hope you enjoy the flight, and know you will soar again soon, from noon to noon we move in unison, frequent fliers of the System.”