HERE'S A HOW-DE-DO!

"Oh!" cries Yum Yum
pinched upon the ***

by that nasty Poo-Bah
who makes her skin crawl.

She madly in love
with Peep-Bo

who having seen this
assault on her lover's posterior

knees Poo-Bah
in the *****...tra la!

The backstage Mikado antics
more interesting than the real thing.

"Keep yer filthy 'ands off my Yum-Yum!"
growls an incensed Peep-Po.

Poo-Bah can only
manage a strangulated howl.

"Ok you guys...one minute to go and
you're on!"