College…. Long boring lectures, Can I just sleep through this, I'll read it later, *** what is my professor even wearing? My eyelids can't stay open, And I wanna go back to bed Oh why, oh why did Christmas break have to end, I'm sick, I'm hungry, Oh God I wanna **** myself, This degree better be worth it, I'm freezing, This place can't even pay for heating? How much is this text? I don't even have enough for rent. Can I just graduate yet, I did this in High school, I can't pay for that… I'm so ready to die… My youth being spent on mindless literature