Mr. Gary is a fellow co-worker, and the scariest man I have ever come to know.

He has never married, never had a girlfriend in his 57 years on this globe.

But talks about each and every woman he has ever seen within that time span.

Short, fat, she looks like a pig, ****** looking as a rat he'll chase after that.

He dreams of women in every size and stalks them in all ways.

Calls in sick goes to a hotel, and watches 8 hours of ****.

Just because he has never moved out of his mothers house, and she hates women in any form.

He drinks oceans of wine, and drives after any woman giving him an imaginary sign.

He told me numerous stories with prostitutes and how they have tricked him.

But I think he is okay, because surely anyone this straight is obviously gay.