It didn't take long for Eli to
become the most popular
professor; he required only
stamina from his students.

Directing films from his hospital
bed and hiring the little Georgian
as his private nurse, Igor had six
projects going simultaneously;
barking scenes and directions over
the phone, the girl flipping through
a movie magazine at his bedside.

Ivan would give interviews
to anyone that would listen
& so smitten by the brash
poet the journalist decided
him to be her next conquest.

Typically, Ivan wrote all Igor's
screenplays but Ivan had gone
off to America to be a celebrity.

Igor's films were marred
by the fact that he was
never on set, thinking he
could fix everything in
the editing, but the rushes
he got were run-of-the-
mill ******* with
ugly Russian girls barely
out of middle school.