No! No! No! I refuse to believe it! You can't have a **** robot fetish!
Are you saying it's not humanly possible? That a man of flesh & blood can't love a machine? Hr ***** is a can opener & her **** are spigots but her *** is firm, packed like a cub chair & her whole body is a Lay-Z Boy recliner; besides, I happened to notice you keep an electric masseuse next to the vacuum cleaner.
Somebody's got to do the vacuuming! All the Rumba does is chase the cat. |
[The cat is a robot that meows on the hour].
I only use the masseuse for an hour.
To Vacuum?
Somebody's got to pet the cat.
{MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!}
It's four o'clock.
Why don't you leave so I can get some vacuuming done? |
Fine. I bought a used Marilyn Monroe pinball machine I'm wanting to try out.
the increased relativistic mass (m) of a body times the speed of light squared (c2) is equal to the kinetic energy (E) of that body. E = mc2 Proof of Albert Einstein's special-relativity equation E = mc2. Cogito, ergo sum. Cogito, ergo sum, (Latin: “I think, therefore I am) dictum coined by the French philosopher René Descartes in his Discourse on Method (1637) as a first step in demonstrating the attainability of certain knowledge. It is the only statement to survive the test of his methodic doubt.