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Nov 2018
No! No! No! I refuse to believe it!
You can't have a **** robot fetish!

Are you saying it's not humanly possible?
That a man of flesh & blood can't love a
machine? Hr ***** is a can opener & her
**** are spigots but her *** is firm, packed
like a cub chair & her whole body is a
Lay-Z Boy recliner; besides, I happened to
notice you keep an electric masseuse next
to the vacuum cleaner.

Somebody's got to do the vacuuming!
All the Rumba does is chase the cat. |

[The cat is a robot that meows on the hour].

I only use the masseuse for an hour.

To Vacuum?

Somebody's got to pet the cat.

{MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!}

It's four o'clock.

Why don't you leave so I can
get some vacuuming done? |

Fine. I bought a used Marilyn Monroe
pinball machine I'm wanting to try out.
the increased relativistic mass (m) of a body times the speed of light squared (c2) is equal to the kinetic energy (E) of that body. E = mc2 Proof of Albert Einstein's special-relativity equation E = mc2. Cogito, ergo sum. Cogito, ergo sum, (Latin: “I think, therefore I am) dictum coined by the French philosopher René Descartes in his Discourse on Method (1637) as a first step in demonstrating the attainability of certain knowledge. It is the only statement to survive the test of his methodic doubt.
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