Do you remember that day in the garden I made for you in the height of my delusions? We were digging a hole for our favorite cat and as our snot and tears mixed with the dirt I quietly suggested you should mound the soil to allow for the inevitable sinking of the bones and flesh you looked up at me with pure malice and said through gritted teeth, "Do you think I've never dug a grave before?" Instead of being freaked out I did what any faithful wife would do and with reverence dear, always with reverence I spray painted the ******* off Buddha's forehead to place it on the grave and you laughed and laughed and gave me a hug, told me "This is what I keep you around for, see?"