Imagine if everyone on Hello Poetry didn't write prose that made us want to **** ourselves?

Boo, hoo. you broke up with someone. Welcome to life.

No one cares. You only hope they do.

You're the reason why people hate poetry. It's stanza after stanza describing how desperate and pathetic you are. How about trying to make people smile and laugh? No, that wouldn't be emotional enough for you.

You want us to know you **** at relationships and you just have to complain about suicides.

boo ******* hoo.

Welcome to life. There's enough sadness involved without you spewing your hopeless drivel about it. Guess how many things are going to change now that you've written a stupid poem about them? Yea, zero.

Learn to make people laugh, not waste everyone's time with your *******.

"I'm deep because I write overly-emotional poetry"

No, you're a waste of everyone's time because you actually think they give a **** about your problems. Everyone has their own problems. You're not special.

But, maybe you think you're special because you belong to Hello Poetry.

Maybe, write another poem about it. Trust us, no one cares.

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