Essentially, a boy (evidently named Nick, because it rhymed with "****") is sitting in his college class, engaged to learn yet slightly distracted. Suddenly, he begins to wet himself, and everyone proceeds to laugh at him for it. He tries to go to the bathroom to wallow in his immense shame (and implicitly clean himself up a bit), but suddenly falls to the ground as a result of someone spontaneously deciding to shoot him in the back. He wakes up in a hospital bed, only to discover that he had accidentally revealed himself during his intended bathroom trip, and the relevant authorities classified it as indecent exposure. Thus, he ends his angsty elaboration by writing about how lifeless his jail cell is and stating that he needs to learn to hold in his ***. Not based on a real experience. *Special thanks to Janae Hall for the idea... -_-*