Do you know, the exact design
Of spikes and wires atop street-signs
And the sort, are to stop
Pigeons shitting on the top?
And yet, just the other day,
A mother pigeon - as if to say
"Fuck you!" to the local street -
Had made her nest up, nice and neat,
Above the very spikes they laid
To stop the nest from being made.
And as I passed, I thought aloud,
"'At-a-girl! She should be proud!"