Take a turkey, stuff it fat, Some of this and some of that. Get some turnips, peel them well. Cook a big squash in its shell. Now potatoes, big and white, Mash till they are soft and light. Cranberries, so **** and sweet, With the turkey we must eat. Pickles-yes-and then, oh my! For a dessert a pumpkin pie, Golden brown and spicy sweet. What a fine Thanksgiving treat!