I’ll have you know that I only dream in purple now And that the only flowers I can smell are yellow roses That leave my eyes wondering why the daylight went out Why the rays went dry and cracked across the petals Why it isn’t special anymore
I’ll have you know that I took an Alka-Seltzer tablet for my heartburn And that the knot in my stomach is so large now I don’t remember if I’m tongue-tied or not There is too much to speak of So I’m quiet now Trying to swallow the orange juice you gave me when I’d just finished brushing my teeth
I’ll have you know that my eyes crinkle when I am happy Especially when the sky is so bright that even your smile can’t outshine it And I know you dislike how ugly I look when I grin like that So I’ve been trying so very hard lately to crinkle my potato chips instead To save for the night when we’re finally outside Alone with the Moon as our chaperone He, there to make sure that I wouldn’t shine brighter than him The Moon is jealous in that way, I think And if I wore yellow like you’d like me to He’d retreat behind the clouds and blush Because he remembers the way the sun used to dance like that And he would miss her a little, I think
But anyways, I’m saving the crinkled potato chips cooked in sunflower oil just for you In the pockets of my very simple sundress For that night when we’re finally outside
And I’d toss them at you in the moment I was happiest, I’d look most beautiful then And those are my least favorite kind
Knowing they’d bounced off your shoulder would make them taste lovelier, somehow So I’d eat the whole bag as a midnight snack Dancing by the light of your smile with my arms outstretched Inviting the Man in the Moon to lick the salt from my fingers…
And when he wouldn’t Well I’d notice, then I’d gaze into the sockets of his pock-marked face Feeling quite foolish and child-like Staring blankly at my own crinkled, chipped hands And trying so very hard not to weep I’d retreat and rest my cheek against your neck Asking very quietly who cut out his tongue And how long the wolf has howled for him
My shallow breathing would crack your eardrums But at least I would know you were listening At least you would finally understand That the sunflower petals were shriveling up in your hands And if you tossed them at me, they would be fuller, somehow And yellow again just for you
I’ll have you know that I can’t remember my favorite things anymore And though I’ve squeezed my short-term memory so hard it’s cracked down the middle, I’ll never remember why the only flowers I like are white roses Or why you consistently make my dreams taste purple and frothy Like a swelling tongue that puts my stomach in knots that even Alka-Seltzer won’t dissolve
I’ll have you know that I’ve awoken so many times To wring the neck of a withering image, That I’m gagging on the thorns I never noticed in my sundress pockets Mixed with those crinkled potato chips I’ve been crushing to toss at you In the moment that I am most happiest And we find ourselves outside of the dream That I never want to live