Much older lore than we know holds
that the first woman was sired by a she-bear,
or even a she-wolf suckling infant humans.
There's no way an upright primate evolved
into the fulsome curves & spot-on erogenous
potential of the natural human female;
The woman was produced by shaving
the bear bare, like a plucked chicken then
subjecting it to mind numbing sensations
until it begged to to be released, but unable
to speak, the animal simply groaned &
surrendered to the pain; until the Strange
Faceless Aliens informed it telepathically
that it had been going about things all wrong
& that it should give into the sensation
instead of resisting, & with a metallic probe
placed strategically near the she-bear's
genitals a soothing current passed which
enabled the bear to achieve ******.
All nature contains a *******. It is up to us
to find it & once we make Nature *** instead
of feeling pain perhaps the Strange Faceless
Aliens will return to once again show
us our potential. If a prehistoric bear, which
must have been ginormous, could be
stimulated to truth, how much more her feeble
bare-skinned descendants? A woman is basically
a ******* Transport Device & Nature has
provided men w/ a pale imitation of the Alien's
Tubular Metallic Probe, just as surely as her
Snooch simulates the tightness & wetness of
the womb. put it this way, Puberty: 1, Evolution: 0