Don’t fall in love with a journalist;
He will investigate your past and use it against you.

Don’t say yes to an essayist;
He will hurt you with his straightforwardness.

Don’t get married with a novelist;
He will leave you in a tremendous maze.

Most importantly, don’t make love with a poet;
He will make you moan with rhythms and rhymes,
Bite you lips, caress your ******* with figures of speech,
Make you reach ****** using words simple but vague.

A poet will give you the stars and the moon for the night,
But will not give you a piece of his heart when daylight comes.