Are you bored? Do you feel there's no point to the things you do? Is your life missing an element of excitement?
Fear not, I have just the thing
Put the Awe back in Awesome Put the back Zing back in Amazing Put the Fanta back into Fantastic
What? Fanta is great.
Anyway
It's rather simple.
The next time you have to do something you find boring, depressing, or unfulfilling, do it FOR SCIENCE!
Some examples:
I'll be out later, I have to do my English homework...FOR SCIENCE I'm giving the big presentation tomorrow...FOR SCIENCE I got into a car accident this morning...FOR SCIENCE I don't feel so well, I need to use the crapper...FOR SCIENCE. I'll be in there awhile. For Science. Someone tried to steal my purse, so I stabbed them...FOR SCIENCE
I guarantee that if you use this handy tip, your self esteem will rise, and people will find you exponentially more interesting!
Or they might think you're crazy
They definitely won't think you're boring, though.
So go out there and show the world what you're made of
For Science!
Science has shown that Science makes everything more interesting