Go as Follows: 1-Gentlemen never touch money. 2-Never run unless your being chased. 3-Lies are often more helpful, and always more entertaining, than the truth. 4-Never Lie unless your joking, never tell the truth unless you trust the person. 5-Nothing is for sure except taxes, death, and trouble. 6-Everything is absurd. 7-Be prepared to enjoy life. 8-Don't procrastinate, death never does. 9-Laugh when you can. Smile regardless. 10-Only frown when you need to.
A couple of those are from songs or movies or artists i can't remember the names to, but i still think its advise worth following.