I received you at some summer camp Only so everyone could tell which group I belonged to They called you "gold" But I knew the truth What's with people making boring stuff seem special? I wasn't so easily swayed by such idiocy I never wore you Thought you were ugly I even laughed at those who did wear you I thought, Those kids were too young to see how foolish you looked I envied the other bandanas Black, white, blue, red I thought, Those are colors to wear with pride! Not yellow. Not "gold". But then I wore you Underneath my yellow lifejacket And I thought, It's not so bad