The only thing I want for Christmas this year Is an idea, one that doesn’t crack under pressure Or insist on its originality, like 50 Shades to an era Raised on bootlegged copies of the Old Testament.
Holidays are overrated but just this once, Santa, Bring me a body more intangible than yourself That can stir up the kind of emotion that adults Would lie to their children for. It’s torture, the way Few words sound before they join the tongue,
The way some names should never be spoken. You can wrap a gift in a hundred different skins but If it’s still fragile enough to swallow, snort or smoke, Then Santa, I insist you hold onto it this year.