I think I've been tricked into thinking I'm sick.
If you want to know more I can give you the Bic
Just give it a little click
Write me a little 'script?
I'm moody enough to be an emotional poet
And I'm desperate enough that I'll have you know it
I will even all-the-way-down-to-the-bone it
Fake a pretty personality and tell you where to stow it?
I'll sing out "look what I did Pappa!" in a British child's accent
Starring Me! o just me! in a big name musical event
Possibly open a space in my chest for rent
Call a British doctor? "She needs put down, innit."
My emotional range as classical piano keys
Jet black and stark white, smash a fist down and see
But you'll never guess, you'll never guess what's to be....
I've got a vendetta with a psychiatric decree.
I think I've been tricked into BEING sick
And **** you all, I want that ******* Bic
Give your jugular a little stick?
Now write me another 'script.